Outfit of the day
hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2
Types of people who romanticize small town life:
- People who didn’t grow up in small towns
#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST
#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS
what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake
i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins
Michael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker.
reblog for the fact
samuel l. jackson is so adorable on twitter look at these old ppl selfies
Rain makes the streets beautiful
aIM AND IGNITE DEMOS
it’s nearly 2014, wake the fuck up people. girls don’t HAVE to shave, being gay isn’t a choice, racism is pointless, rape isn’t funny and sexism is fucking stupid.