i don’t need your fucking sass today
The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this.
did you google how to take a screen shot
if you’re a girl and you call everyone “bro” you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid
if you’re a person who thinks someone shouldn’t be allowed to use certain words because of their gender you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid
when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns
i don’t think i’ll ever be ready to be a parent i can’t even raise a spider how do u expect me to kill a child
oh good god i fucked up
au: everyone is born with their soulmate’s name tattooed on their wrist like a birthmark.
Write a book